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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
I just want to thank everyone again for your ridiculous amount of energy, enthusiasm, costumage and support for this event. It’s exceeded expectations, The 12 Day Project can soon begin, you did a ton of work for the community and it was the biggest frickin’ blast EVER! So again thank you to all those that participated as well asvolunteered. Scroll down to see upcoming events, a list of award winners, fun facts, photo links and your awesome team names!!

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Coming Soon!!
The Big Bad Bunny 5k Scavenger Hunt
The Asheville Pillow Fighting Championships!
The Adventure Race of Awesomeness
The Spring Asheville Idiotarod (why wait 365 days!?)
The Black Mountain Monster 12/24 Relay
The Basketball 5k (literally – basketball and uniform required)
The Bed Race
And The Awards Go To...

The Hoff Award: Rudolph's Revenge Photo 1 Photo 2

The Chuck Norris Award:
The Super Turbolicious Divas (The STDs) Photo

The Zoolander:
Coyote Ugly Photo

The Terry Tate Award:
Mine-less Photo

The Richard Simmons Award:
Team Fonda Photo

The Picasso Award:
Three Nuts and Two Screws Photo 1 Photo 2

The 'I Piddy da Fool' Award:
The Tourists I still couldn't find one!

Event Fun Facts:

Number of Work Hours Produced from the event: 90
Determined by 44 teams x 5 people x 25 minutes – (5 people x 25 minutes) for the team that bribed the judges so they wouldn't have to do any community work. Approximately 90 man-hours in 25 minutes (or like 20 woman-hours).

Amount of money raised for The 12 Day Project after costs: $2300.00 (THANK YOU!)

Number of photographs taken of countless participants losing their dignity: Billions.

Weather during the event (like anyone cared):42 degrees with rain and 10 mph winds and no one could have given two craps. Bring it!! It was ON!

The amount of energy generated by the almost 50 carts being pushed down the street at one time: 1.21 Gigawatts!!

Number of cans collected for MANNA: 332

Number of Boards that were denailed/cleaned and stacked: 246

Amount of mulch and soil that was spread out over the garden with your uncle Rico: Like a ton, gaaa!

Links to Cool Photos!
(Please feel free to share your photos/videos by posting them on the Asheville Idiotarod Facebook Page!)
Susan Crawford
Jump Wedding
Our Teams of Awesomeness
1.Old Fort Allstars
2.G.B.'s
3.Rabies Awareness
4.And don't call me Shirley!
5.Numb Nuts
6.The Super Turbolicious Divas (The STD's)
7.Rudolph's Revenge
8.The BreakFASSSST Club
9.People Who Wear Shoes
10. Let's Get Physical
11. Iron Chef
12. Cool Runnings SC
13. The Sweet Surprises: America's Sexiest Corn Stars
14. Jem and The Holograms
15. 3 Nuts 2 Screws
16. Team Festered
17. Wicked Sneakers
18. All Starz!
19. Pac-mania
20. Sigma Tau Gamma
21. Monsoon (We Will Rain on You)
22. Blu Strypes and dam Nard Dog
23. Cougars in Training
24. Paddle Wheelers
25. Coyote Ugly
26. Team Tight Ass
27. Clowns Gone Bad
28. Snugalicious
29. Pickled Pirates
30. Jackson Five
31. Pac-Attack: Post Power Pellet
32. Ms. Pac-A-Lacky
33. Purple Power Princesses
34. Wizards of Oz
35. Terry Tate Team
36. Team Fonda
37. Coyote Ugly
38. Mine-Less
39. Pi Hole Fillers
40. K-Nig-Its
41. The Tourists
42. Team WNC